akatsuki poker

One night in the akatsuki hideout they were doing their fair share of chores.
Kisame: “hey guys do you know what would be fun.”
Sasori: “what?”
Kisame: “ poker^-^!”
Leader: “ yea that would be fun wouldn’t it … but you guys have chores to do so get back to work you slacking lazy piles of crap!!”
Every one gets back to work be for the leader beats the snot out of them. Heh heh.
Sasori: “deidara! Go see what our lazy freaking sorry excuse for a leader dose while we do all the work!”
Deidara: “k.”
Deidara sneaks up the leaders door.
T.V.: we now return to days of our lives.
Leader: “oh sharen you could of married him.”
Deidara: “ holy crap he is pathetic.’
Sasori: “ so what dose he do.”
Deidara: you don’t want to know… trust meeee… its scary beyond all reason. (Tremble)”

Later that night…
Kisame: “ ok guys our chores are done time for poker.” ^_^
2hours later…
Sasori: “ alright I’m all out of money but I can always get more body parts so it looks like it just me and you Konan.”

Oh just to clarify konan is the only female member of the akatsuki.

Konan: “ aright then I will raise u your man hood. Tee he.”
Sasori: “ I accept.”
Konan: “ yes I win!”
Sasori: “ crap!
Konan: “ alright cough up.”

Sasori raises a knife and then every on herd a scream of pain.

Later that that night every one herd screams (of pleasure) coming from konons room… everyone was dramatized.
The end.

Nice fanfic, did you make it or did you find it sopmewhere?

i made it on microsoft word

wizardoftheninja wrote:

i made it on microsoft word

k, that's cool.