Why does Naruto like Sakura?

I don't Freaking get it. Why does Naruto like Sakura? She's weak, stupid, a B****, and has PINK hair!!!!!! I hate pink. And no I'm not Emo. I just freaking hate pink, yellow, purple, light green, orange, yellow, and all other bright colors. You got a problem with that? Suck on this. *Gives finger to veiwers with a problem* Hmmmmmm I wonder if this is gonna get me banned. I hope it doesn't. And besides who doesn't love me? *looks at Sakura with chainsaw* Sakura: WHAT THE F*** DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR? Me: Bring it B****.

Good thing you have humor.

well, im not sure why naruto likes sakura but my guess is because masashi wanted naruto to like someone and thought of someone weak. and because naruto is kinda clueless. he should go out with hinata.

Lol

I think naruto has a thing for pink hair...

a well I guess we'll never know whats in Naruto's head. That is unless we read his diary. Mwahahahahhahahahaha. *reads Naruto's diary* OMG!!!!! So thats what they do when there in the bathroom or barracaded in there room for the whole day!!!! But I'm also emotionaly scarred. *Naruto finds Lee reading his diary* Naruto: What the f*** are you doing? Who ARE YOU? I'm gonna kill you for that!!! Me: Sakura tried that and look at her.*shows Naruto picture of Sakura with every bone in her body broken* *Naruto runs for the kill anyway* *Lee kicks Naruto in the balls* And I also found out that Naruto has a secret^^Naruto:NO!!!!! THE SASUKE FAN GIRLS WILL KILL ME IF YOU TELL THEM!!!!*Lee grins evil smile* Lee: Naruto is BI!!!! Naruto:NOOOOOOOOOO!!!*shows Naruto's diary. In it is a drawing of TEam 7 haveing a threesome.*
And now we all know that Naruto is Bi. Well I hope I provided some comedy releif for ya'll^_^

I think he's a masochist. He must enjoy being bonked on the head by Sakura. =P Either that, or he finds her awful pink hair pretty... +shudders+

Personally, I'm a SasuNaru Yaoi Fan Girl. I think Naruto and Sasuke would be great together. XD

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lee, you can make funny rpg about that

I can make almost anything funny^_^ I'll post it later when I have time. Mushroom-Chan post your NaruSasu thing on the fanfiction^^ I LOOOOOVE NARUSASU LEMONS!!!!!

Lol, sure thing, Lee-chan! ^_^

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No lee you wont get banned for this you have a right to speak your mind its in the amendments or whatever just as long as there is no atheism or raceism...anyway Naruto has always been strange anyway...

p.s. i moved this to off topic because it is XD

Morbid_Mushrooms wrote:

I think he's a masochist. He must enjoy being bonked on the head by Sakura. =P Either that, or he finds her awful pink hair pretty... +shudders+

Personally, I'm a SasuNaru Yaoi Fan Girl. I think Naruto and Sasuke would be great together. XD

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freak!!

he's right FREAK.. and you can always say this here.. Free your mind... btw i dont like naruto - sakura i am a naruto - hinata fan...

Nieles wrote:

he's right FREAK.. and you can always say this here.. Free your mind... btw i dont like naruto - sakura i am a naruto - hinata fan...

you mean "she"

wait, who were you talking about?

you said freak and i agreed

just lock it, we're not getting anywhere.

Morbid_Mushrooms wrote:

I think he's a masochist. He must enjoy being bonked on the head by Sakura. =P Either that, or he finds her awful pink hair pretty... +shudders+

Personally, I'm a SasuNaru Yaoi Fan Girl. I think Naruto and Sasuke would be great together. XD

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Don't worry Mushroom-chan I agree with you!!! NaruSasu forever!!!! I personally think it would never happen but can't I dream? YAOI IS YOUR FRIEND!!!!!!

Maybe Pinky(the b**** doesn't deserve a name) brainwashed Naruto into likeing her so that she could f*** him. Have his kid and use it for ransom or something to get Sasuke to l;ike her or something.......

you have such a strange mind........

seriously, lock it!!

Topic Locked. Please stop going off topic...