The narutard RPG

[Put anything that's not going in the RPG in brackets or these{}]

A car comes up to the house and drops out a person that is wering a thick hoody and kacki pants. The car then drove off and left Tac at the house with his luggage.

He then drags his stuff up to the steps of the pourch, and then luggs it up the three steps. Tac then knocks on the door and waits for a response, while it just starts to snow lightly, and he wonders if anybody is there.

well, since her period is over. She's happy again. ^_^

she puts on a bra and puts her pajama's back on. She just couldn't take her Cartman pajama's off. Just looking at cartman made her smile. Smile like this. ^__^

She's now reading a book. The title of it it not important. in fact, it would gross most of u out. she giggles to herself and blushes as she turns the page.

She hears the doorbell ring. but she decides whoevers waiting, can wait longer. cus she wants to finish reading the chapter. and NO ONE, disturbs her reading. Especially when its such a good chapter!!

after 15 minutes she's finiished and attempts to go answer the door.

she answers the door to see a little kid with a mustache. She can't help but to almost laugh. one of those laughs where her friend Katie described as a "cow fart" after about 5 minutes she stops laughing and opens her mouth.

"OH MY GOD!!!! A NERD!!!!!!!! A NERD WITH A MUSTACHE!!!!! GOT ANY SKITTLES? I LOVE SKITTLES!!!!"

Katana had only just put her MP3 away, and could now hear Krystal speaking to the newcomer. She walked to the living room and grinned at the newcomer.
"CHEESE!!!" she exclaimed happily.

She then skipped to the kitchen, where she started to built a fortress made of cheese.

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While wondering if he has the wrong adress, Tac takes off his fake mustache[HA]. Then asks, "Is this the Narutard Mansion"?, in a wery voice, and waits for an answer.

Krystal goes to poke the stranger. "POKEY!!!!!" she screams as she pokes him everywhere.

Tac is still waiting for an answer, but he b____ slaps the pokey person and throws the fake mustache at her too, and then comes inside. He then askes the other person, "Do you know if this is the Narutard Mansion, or not"?

Katana smirked.
"This is the Narutard Mansion. I'm Tara Katana. Usually known as Katana." she answered, sounding slightly amused. She then held up a cube of plastic cheese.
"CHEESE!"

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"Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!" She screams. "The short kid touched my cheek!!!!!!" She decides this midget doesn't deserve to have hair. and spits her gum into it.

To Tara, Tac said, "Umm... Sure".

Then to the crazy one he says, "DON'T MAKE FUN OF SMALL PEOPLE EVEN IF YOU ARE 350 POUNDS", and e kicks her shin. After she fell down, Tac kicked her some more...

[If you don't know what I mean the the 350lb thing, go the the first page of the picturing other members, and see my first post there.]

She looks at him and says, "I'M NOT ANYWHERE NEAR THAT!!!" and she kicks him in the balls whlie she pretends to be on the ground in pain. Then, she kicks them 4 more times until he's on the ground crying.

[i did know what that meant]

*kicks the door down bcuz I heard a lot of noise* DAAAAAAMN. U guys r fighting already after minutes u get into the house?

Yep. he apparently doesn't like white people. >.< *kicks the crying tac again*

Katana stared at the scene before her, and shrugged.

"It's not my fault if the Cheese Monsters eat you for disrupting the Natural Order of Bubble Goose Land..." she said, walking to the kitchen where she poured herself a glass of water.

She downed the glass in one go, and then threw the glass over her shoulder, whistling as she walked into the living room, and turned on the television.

She flicked through the channels for a while, until she got bored.
"Llamas... I wonder if they drink Tampon Tea?"

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Tac got tired of laying on the floor. So he grabbed his suitcase and left to go to his own room that is on the second floor.

Unknown to Tac Krystal had just drawn a pink pony on his suitcase.

Tac was thinking to himself seying in his head, "The pokey person still doesn't know she has the shape ofhis ring on here face from when he b____ slapped her".

At the top of the stairs, Tac walked down the corridor and then turned into the master bedroom for himself to have. He shut the door, and locked it so nobody can get in. Then layed his suitcase on his king sized bed and started to unpack his items.

Krystal didn't object to Tac having the master bedroom. He needed it since he'd break all the other beds.

As for mark on her cheek, she could cover it up with her hair. It never happend.

While Tac is in his room, Krystal draws a diagram of a d***. labelling, everything and even giveing them their own colors.

When Tac finished packing his things, he hooked up his xbox360 into the 35in, HD, plasma screen TV. He had then started to play Halo 3 on it.

Krystal knew better. This kid had no life. Gamers have no life. They live in a virtual reality.

She runs into her room and reads a book.

Books make u smarter. Video games kill ur brain.

I feel like breaking doors down.
Breaks down the dor tac's room, sits next to ac, and pauses. All of a sudden hits the xbox with a hammer and says "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude, if u were gonna do that, u could've stayed home" and walks out.

Krystal stops reading cus she brought her kitty with her. And her kitty was meowing and wanted attention. ^_^ So she picked up her kitty and went down to show it to whoever wanted to pet it.

I WANT TO SEE IT!!!!! Ill be sure to not have cat/dog fights.

*halo over my head*

^_^ She shows u the kitty who's asleep in her arms. she's purring a lot and wants to be pet.

"wanna pet her? ^_^" She asks.

Yes I do. (//_^)* Pets the cat*

Ges to my room and throws all the crap on the floor. Ill pick it up l8r. *starts listening to music*

^_^ "I think she likes u!!"

She follows u into your room. And sits on your bed next to you.
SHe plays with her hair cus its a weird habit she has. "I'm bored. Entertain me!!!"